Category Archives: Satire

The Astrology of Transits: The Problem with Mars In Aquarius

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Beth Turnage

(Astrology Explored) Oh, it’s you. Didn’t I make it clear last year that I wanted nothing to do with you? Now here you are crossing over the doorway of my tenth house opposing my Uranus, getting ready to conjunct my … Continue reading →

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Political Astrology: The Planets Interview Christine O’Donnell

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Beth Turnage

(Astrology Explored) Commentator: Tea Party Endorsed Christine O’Donnell’s upset victory over nine-term U.S. Representative and former Delaware governor, Mike Castle has catapulted this Christian Conservative to national prominence. In the light of recent revelations that Ms. O’Donnell “dabbled in witchcraft” … Continue reading →

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