{"id":62056,"date":"2020-10-18T10:07:01","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T15:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astrologyexplored.net\/?p=62056"},"modified":"2020-10-18T10:07:03","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T15:07:03","slug":"interview-with-venus-in-virgo-dont-blow-my-glow-gurl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astrologyexplored.net\/?p=62056","title":{"rendered":"Interview with #Venus in #Virgo: Don’t Blow My Glow, Gurl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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(Astrology Explored Blog) <\/strong>Venus, the goddess of love and money, moved into the Virgo Suite of the Zodiac Hotel on October 3rd, and ever since, there’s been trouble. I got this message from one of my friends on Facebook:

Friend: So is it the stars that are making me feel so off-kilter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me: Venus in Virgo\u2014so neurotic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Friend: Exactly how it feels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But perception isn’t always reality, so I decided to visit Venus and ask her what’s up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: (Knock, knock)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Venus: Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: Beth, the astrologer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: What? I don’t have time for knock, knock jokes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: (makes a note on her phone. “Has no sense of humor.”) Please, open the door, Venus, I’d like to speak to you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: Mars isn’t with you, is he? Damned stalker. He’s in Aries now and is sooooo annoying. I kicked his ass to the curb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: (rollls eyes. Thinks: “When her royal butt moves into Libra, she’ll change her mind.) No. He’s not with me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: (opens door with a huff. She’s patting away a facial mask with a towel.) I’m really very busy. What is it? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: My clients have been complaining about, um, how bitchy everyone is. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: (with a huff) Moi? Please. (Her nose sniffs, and the odor of burning cookies wafts to the door.) Oh, see, what you made me do? (She rushes back into the suite, and pulls out a tray of charred cookies from the oven in the mini-kitchen.) My gluten-free, low glycemic, carob chip cookies are ruined! It’s all your fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: It always is. Still the question remains. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: Well, don’t blame me. I never like to visit the Virgo Suite. I’ve been celibate the whole time, well, except for the UPS man, but then who can resist a man in a brown uniform. Still, it’s been a literal desert, here. I’ll be so glad when I move to the LIbra Suite. Much more romantic, and I don’t have to make a decision about a single thing. Not like now when I must organize my lingerie drawer. Do you know what a bore that it, especially after the sixth time?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: Um, yes, actually. Everyone’s been going through the same thing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: Well, you’ll have to deal with this all on your own. I really must get back to my beauty regimen. You never know when the UPS man will bring you that special package, you know? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: But Venus\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venus: Gurl, run along now, and don’t blow my glow. Bye. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beth: (makes note in phone. “So glad Venus moves into Libra on October 27.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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